Your gene pool could use a little chlorine
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at maths.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.
