Interesting Conversation

A - so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar. well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
A - so i helped him walk to the toilet 
A - all the stalls were occupied
B - lol
A - bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
A - so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
A - and there's this guy in there taking a shit
B - hahahahahaha
A - and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
A - then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
A - so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
A - and runs away
A - imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER